Thursday, June 23, 2011

Quote Book

   So whenever someone says something funny (which happens a ton) I put it in the notepad of my phone. So here they are! Enjoy!


   “It’s like riding a bull if you’re from Spain, you never forget.” Braden W.
“I was texting in an accent.” Chandler
At special needs mutual: “When is your birthday?”  Sam S: “This Thursday October 21st.”
“Can I chop your hand off woman?! Actually she’s really nice. We’re kinda friends.” Doman
“The testicles of the west?!” Emily Poulton
“Just kidding, I know that’s a one…….. I mean a seven.” Elena
“If I invented Spanish it would be English.” Elena
“I will shave you a seat.” Elena
“Whoa! You looked like a cat for a minute!” Eli
Lisa: “No one is going to run after someone who screams like a man!” Ashley: “I would.”
“At first it was creepy, then it was Jesus.” Berlyn Slemboski
“Who else weird have I slept with?” Emily Poulton
“She doesn’t want you here. You’re uninvited. Nicole can come though!” Clody Clay
“I’m dressed like a ho and I love it! Isn’t it great?!” Elena
Brother Park: “It’s a monkey trap!”  Elena: “I’m learning so much!”
“I’m going to blow his towers!”  Doman talking about Osama
“She’s in my pants.” Austin T.
“That’s my baby food!” Amy
“I hate people who aren’t me or my friends!” Nicole
“It’s a squercle!” Nicole
“I really like those.  They bring out the color in your head.” Berlyn Slemboski
“Do you speak China?” my mom
 YES, IVE BEEN STUCK IN MY HOUSE WATCHING "WHO FLUNG DUNG" SHOWS ALL DAY!” Berlyn Slemboski

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