Quote Book Time!

• (At Special Needs Mutual) Counselor: "Dale, were you named after anyone?"  Dale: "Yes my uncle Erik. His middle name was Dale. He was murdered." 
• Devin F: "Anti-birth pills."
• Me: "You can have the short one." Doman: "Better than the long one."
• Doman: "I'll play the tangerine." 
• "The trouble maker has begun!" Woman at Special Needs Mutual
• Me: "Joe, you could be a soprano!." Eli: "But he's wearing slippers!"
• Doman: "I was crying in my brain."
• Doman: "We need two pork salads but actually we need three."
• Office lady over the intercom: "Shauna, you left your soup in the front office!"
• Ashley: "You buyed it you tied it you dyed it."
• Brother Park: "Gloria's secret."
• Boy in my animal science class: "Doctors thought I has asthma but I just swallowed some pennies when I was little."
• Ashley: "I say we burn a lamb."
• D.J. to Kenzie at Special Needs Mutual: "I don't mind but I don't think I can have a girlfriend counselor."   
• D.J: "That's black person food." 
• Lady at a football game: "Way to sacrifice your body!" 
• Gunner F: "I was born sleeping so my mom thought I was dead."
• Nicole W: "Wait! You and Miranda are cousins?!" 
• Doman: "Wheres the wigi boy?" 
• Movie in animal science: "One is gonna walk away alive and one is gonna walk away dead."
• Ali W. to Kyle O. About Ms. Person: "That's funny that you said she was going to get married!"
• Mrs. Richardson: "Infant cats."
• Ashley: "I'm part trombone."
• Sean Jovi: "Haven't puked yet all day but every time I feel like I have to puke every once in a while." 
• Laura at Special needs mutual: "Oh I'm engaged." Me: "To who?" Laura:" my boyfriend Hercules." 
• Nicole: "ITS A..... SANTA!!!"
• Chase E: "Ask me a different question because clearly I'm not a man."
• Amy: "Maddie, you're an alcoholic." 
• Ashley: "Wait wait wait!!! Rigor mortis!"