Quote Book Time!

• (At Special Needs Mutual) Counselor: "Dale, were you named after anyone?"  Dale: "Yes my uncle Erik. His middle name was Dale. He was murdered." 
• Devin F: "Anti-birth pills."
• Me: "You can have the short one." Doman: "Better than the long one."
• Doman: "I'll play the tangerine." 
• "The trouble maker has begun!" Woman at Special Needs Mutual
• Me: "Joe, you could be a soprano!." Eli: "But he's wearing slippers!"
• Doman: "I was crying in my brain."
• Doman: "We need two pork salads but actually we need three."
• Office lady over the intercom: "Shauna, you left your soup in the front office!"
• Ashley: "You buyed it you tied it you dyed it."
• Brother Park: "Gloria's secret."
• Boy in my animal science class: "Doctors thought I has asthma but I just swallowed some pennies when I was little."
• Ashley: "I say we burn a lamb."
• D.J. to Kenzie at Special Needs Mutual: "I don't mind but I don't think I can have a girlfriend counselor."   
• D.J: "That's black person food." 
• Lady at a football game: "Way to sacrifice your body!" 
• Gunner F: "I was born sleeping so my mom thought I was dead."
• Nicole W: "Wait! You and Miranda are cousins?!" 
• Doman: "Wheres the wigi boy?" 
• Movie in animal science: "One is gonna walk away alive and one is gonna walk away dead."
• Ali W. to Kyle O. About Ms. Person: "That's funny that you said she was going to get married!"
• Mrs. Richardson: "Infant cats."
• Ashley: "I'm part trombone."
• Sean Jovi: "Haven't puked yet all day but every time I feel like I have to puke every once in a while." 
• Laura at Special needs mutual: "Oh I'm engaged." Me: "To who?" Laura:" my boyfriend Hercules." 
• Nicole: "ITS A..... SANTA!!!"
• Chase E: "Ask me a different question because clearly I'm not a man."
• Amy: "Maddie, you're an alcoholic." 
• Ashley: "Wait wait wait!!! Rigor mortis!" 

Quote Book

• "Cats have nine (lives) and foxes have ten?!" Doman
• "I saw every individual hair!" (about the streakers at our homecoming game) McKay Cummings 
• "He hates everyone except like girls in short shorts." Hannah A. 
• "I'm going to ask Alena because she is one sharp cookie." Brother Park
• Jake singing Proud to be an American: "... and defend her still today!" Eli: "Her?" Jake: "Yeah... Like our country..." Eli: "IT'S A GIRL?!?!"
• Dad: "Is Sting the bass player?" Jake: "Yes." Dad: "Does he play bass?" Jake: "Yes." 

Look, guys! It's Jane again!

   So Jane did another Tutorial for The Hairpin today and, of course, I'm obsessed! She said it was inspired by the picture below from Anthropologie and can I just say how much I want to do my hair like this every day of my life?! It doesn't even look that hard to do! But the only thing is that I think you might have to be about a million feet tall and about 100 pounds to properly rock this hair style. But since when do I ever back down from a bad idea?! It's decided next formal dance I will do my hair like this! 

Obsession!

I am obsessed with Jane Feltes! But mostly just her video tutorials that she does for The Hairpin. This one is more or less how I'm going to do my hair and makeup for homecoming today. 

http://vimeo.com/27138150  (Click that)

Sorry it wont let me post the video but watch it. It's good.  

 (P.S. I fixed the link just barely...) 

Quote Book

• "I love your locks. You could use them as currency." Wyatt Sheppard
• Braden: "Pirates are way better than cowboys." Ashley: " Not all of them!!!" 
• "Lets take topless pictures!" Nicole
• "The blues are pink." Miah
• "Is he smoking while running?? YES!" Me :)
• "Paris! Email me back!" Jake (Over and over and over for a week)
• "She smells like heart transplant." Doman
• "Seriously we need to have a birthday for my party." Doman
• "Don't leave me hanging on like a homo!" Doman
• "E over zero." x100000000 Abby Doman (Can you tell I spent a weekend with the Doman family??)
• "Losers keepers!" Brother Park
• "Can I barrow one of those dollars?" Eli
• "He farted in his face, gave him pink eye, and did NOT pay for the doctor bill! I just like to make insults more insulting." Ben Allred while watching lacrosse 
• " Thanks woman! You're ruining our lives!" kid at Harmons
• "Tennis Shoes Among the Nephites: its an Effing Adventure!" My mother 

Quote Book

• "If I was smashing pumpkins I would smash pumpkins all the time!" Ashley S
• "He's watching you dance. Dance good." Chandler
• "Yeah because men with small genitalia listen to the radio late at night." Ashley S. 
• "This is a hill billy cook out. everything is crooked!" Ashley S. 
• "Everyone turns teenager eventually." Nicole W. 
• "Are they porn songs?" Mommy 
• "You are quite the pillow." Jake K. 
• "You've got your headband on and your girly man glasses." G-Funk (AKA Grandma)
• "Grapes of Rango." Gramps. 
• "We're team murder you're team murdered." Me
• "You are sadly mistaken and dumb." Jake K.
• Eli K: "How much more straighter are we going to go?" Erin K: "As straight as possible."
• "They probably just think we're going to kill them." Erin K. as we pull over to help someone. 
• "I feel like you might be better at neck estimating than the rest of us." Erin K.
• "Its like riding a bike. You never forget but you kinda suck." Jake K.
• "Are there words in this movie?" Doman
• "I'm not afraid when its monsters because monsters aren't real. But, people are and people will kill!" Doman 
• "I wish I had a tail!" Miah

Fashion & a ton of Links

  *Warning!* This post is FULL of links. CLICK THEM ALLL!!!!! 

    So lately I've been way obsessed with fashion blogs and the like. Here's a list of my favorites:

• http://www.clothedmuch.com/ Nicole showed me this one. 
• http://sistersandresses.blogspot.com/ This one is in Spanish (Like Spain Spanish. It reminds me of Elena. *tear*)  but who needs to read when there's pictures right? 
• http://whatwouldanerdwear.blogspot.com/ 
• http://www.thesartorialist.com/bio.html I just discovered this one today but I guess this guy just goes around and takes pictures of people he thinks are well dressed. I'm really liking this one so far though.     

   Also, my sister showed me this website called http://thehairpin.com/ and they have a really great little section called How to be a Girl  and it's mostly fashion and makeup advice. There are a ton of contributors who write for The Hairpin,I haven't really explored too much, but one of them, Jane Feltes, (who also is a contributor to a podcast/ radio show This American Life which is where I heard of her first) has really good fashion advice and does really good hair and make up tutorials that you should look at and watch. Sometimes she says bad words though........ Just a warning. 

   So ever since I started fashion blog stalking I've thought to my self, "Maddie, you could probs do a fashion blog. That would be fun." so I think I'm going to do that. I think I'm going to start for reals when school starts back up and I actually try to look semi-okay sometimes. Okay? Okay. 

Oh, P.S. My friend Nicole is trying to get me and my friends to blog more so she's making us compete for a "surprise prize" and I'm like 97 1/2% sure that I have this in the bag with this post ^.