Holler At.......

(Hardcore stole this idea from Nicole.)

Holler at the Johns and Janes being back together! 

Holler at my great ward.

Holler at cute boys! 

Holler at senior ball. (Way stoked!)

Holler at funny youtube videos.

Holler at game nights.

Holler at the gospel! (How am I so blessed?!)

Holler at special need mutual!

Holler at awesome bangs.

Holler at ceramics.

Holler at laughing.

Holler at new years resolutions. 

Holler at The Black Keys. 

Holler at good GoGo shows. 

Holler at Coco Mademoiselle. 

Don't holler at a dead jeep battery. 

Don't holler at not having a job.

Don't holler at my dumb nails. 

Don't holler at daily headaches. 

Quote Book. I have super funny friends.

• "Sydni is a cutie poo." Hannah A
• "Shake it like a seziur." Me
• "Flowers are epic." Eli
• "Once I talked to him (popular boy) well kinda." Nefi
• "I'm not mad but I was just a little surprised." Cody 
• "I keep thinking my nails are cream cheese!" Ashley
• "That little black girl is limber!" Catie
• "Butter hands!" Catie
• "I got an F... Minus! And its your fault!" Macey S.
• "Have you ever heard of Holy Water Buffalo?" Holy Water Buffalo 
• Ms. Person: "Altos, don't steal their thunder!" Ashley: "Sorry I'm the lightning thief!" 
• "Unfriend the friendless." Mother
• "Your house is magic! You turn your milk into ginger bread and your peanut butter into cookies!" Ben A.
• "Its easier to be mean to nice people." Mom
• "They look like slutty inbred gangsters." Me
• "OMG I'm dating a Jonas Brother! It's so hot!" Nicole
• "You're right, I don't buy underwear. I steal it off my victims." Braden
• "All good things come with commercials." Braden
• "I'm a foreign exchange student from America." Ashley 
• "So we went to Taco Amigo." Sam R.
• "Oh no! I just swore in English!" Nicole 
• "I was never a baby!!" Austin
• "I'm not the smartest girl in the school." Austin 

Quote Book Time!

• (At Special Needs Mutual) Counselor: "Dale, were you named after anyone?"  Dale: "Yes my uncle Erik. His middle name was Dale. He was murdered." 
• Devin F: "Anti-birth pills."
• Me: "You can have the short one." Doman: "Better than the long one."
• Doman: "I'll play the tangerine." 
• "The trouble maker has begun!" Woman at Special Needs Mutual
• Me: "Joe, you could be a soprano!." Eli: "But he's wearing slippers!"
• Doman: "I was crying in my brain."
• Doman: "We need two pork salads but actually we need three."
• Office lady over the intercom: "Shauna, you left your soup in the front office!"
• Ashley: "You buyed it you tied it you dyed it."
• Brother Park: "Gloria's secret."
• Boy in my animal science class: "Doctors thought I has asthma but I just swallowed some pennies when I was little."
• Ashley: "I say we burn a lamb."
• D.J. to Kenzie at Special Needs Mutual: "I don't mind but I don't think I can have a girlfriend counselor."   
• D.J: "That's black person food." 
• Lady at a football game: "Way to sacrifice your body!" 
• Gunner F: "I was born sleeping so my mom thought I was dead."
• Nicole W: "Wait! You and Miranda are cousins?!" 
• Doman: "Wheres the wigi boy?" 
• Movie in animal science: "One is gonna walk away alive and one is gonna walk away dead."
• Ali W. to Kyle O. About Ms. Person: "That's funny that you said she was going to get married!"
• Mrs. Richardson: "Infant cats."
• Ashley: "I'm part trombone."
• Sean Jovi: "Haven't puked yet all day but every time I feel like I have to puke every once in a while." 
• Laura at Special needs mutual: "Oh I'm engaged." Me: "To who?" Laura:" my boyfriend Hercules." 
• Nicole: "ITS A..... SANTA!!!"
• Chase E: "Ask me a different question because clearly I'm not a man."
• Amy: "Maddie, you're an alcoholic." 
• Ashley: "Wait wait wait!!! Rigor mortis!" 

Quote Book

• "Cats have nine (lives) and foxes have ten?!" Doman
• "I saw every individual hair!" (about the streakers at our homecoming game) McKay Cummings 
• "He hates everyone except like girls in short shorts." Hannah A. 
• "I'm going to ask Alena because she is one sharp cookie." Brother Park
• Jake singing Proud to be an American: "... and defend her still today!" Eli: "Her?" Jake: "Yeah... Like our country..." Eli: "IT'S A GIRL?!?!"
• Dad: "Is Sting the bass player?" Jake: "Yes." Dad: "Does he play bass?" Jake: "Yes." 

Look, guys! It's Jane again!

   So Jane did another Tutorial for The Hairpin today and, of course, I'm obsessed! She said it was inspired by the picture below from Anthropologie and can I just say how much I want to do my hair like this every day of my life?! It doesn't even look that hard to do! But the only thing is that I think you might have to be about a million feet tall and about 100 pounds to properly rock this hair style. But since when do I ever back down from a bad idea?! It's decided next formal dance I will do my hair like this! 

Obsession!

I am obsessed with Jane Feltes! But mostly just her video tutorials that she does for The Hairpin. This one is more or less how I'm going to do my hair and makeup for homecoming today. 

http://vimeo.com/27138150  (Click that)

Sorry it wont let me post the video but watch it. It's good.  

 (P.S. I fixed the link just barely...) 

Quote Book

• "I love your locks. You could use them as currency." Wyatt Sheppard
• Braden: "Pirates are way better than cowboys." Ashley: " Not all of them!!!" 
• "Lets take topless pictures!" Nicole
• "The blues are pink." Miah
• "Is he smoking while running?? YES!" Me :)
• "Paris! Email me back!" Jake (Over and over and over for a week)
• "She smells like heart transplant." Doman
• "Seriously we need to have a birthday for my party." Doman
• "Don't leave me hanging on like a homo!" Doman
• "E over zero." x100000000 Abby Doman (Can you tell I spent a weekend with the Doman family??)
• "Losers keepers!" Brother Park
• "Can I barrow one of those dollars?" Eli
• "He farted in his face, gave him pink eye, and did NOT pay for the doctor bill! I just like to make insults more insulting." Ben Allred while watching lacrosse 
• " Thanks woman! You're ruining our lives!" kid at Harmons
• "Tennis Shoes Among the Nephites: its an Effing Adventure!" My mother